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Gunwook: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.
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Hao: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Jiwoong: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Hao: One of them punched a gang member.
Jiwoong: Matthew?
Hao: Gunwook, actually.
Jiwoong: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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Ricky: *clicks pen*
Hanbin: *clicks pen in response*
Gyuvin: Stop that.
Ricky: Stop what?
Gyuvin: You’re talking about me in Morse code!
Ricky: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!
*later*
Hanbin, to Matthew: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.
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Taerae: I’m Taerae. I’m an accountant.
Ricky: I’m Ricky. I have a knife.
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*at the supermarket*
Matthew: All right, the last item on the list is “virgin oil.”
Matthew:
Matthew: Wow. Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.
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*ZB1 is gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Hao: *walks in and sits on Hanbin’s lap*
The Squad: …
Ricky: Why are you sitting there?
Hao: There’s no free seats!
Ricky: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Hanbin: *hugs Hao tightly* There are no free seats.
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Taerae: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Jiwoong: That’s not a lot of inches.
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Yujin, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Matthew, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
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Ricky: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
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Gyuvin: *Gives a bouquet to Jiwoong*
Jiwoong: You know I’m allergic.
Gyuvin: That’s the point.
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