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Yujin: Everyone thinks I’m this soft cute person but I’m not!
Hanbin: Yujin, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Yujin: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Gunwook: …It was a bug.
Yujin: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don’t get why you all think I’m so sentimental because I’m not!
Hanbin: …
Gunwook: …
Yujin: Stop looking at me like that!
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Ricky: N… No!
Taerae: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y… Yes???
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Yujin: Hanbin, I got suspended from school…
Hanbin: WHAT?!?! What did you do?
Yujin: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said “there is an idiot at the end of this ruler”.
Hanbin: And…?
Yujin: I asked which end…
Hanbin, unable to contain their laughter: Okay, you just made my day.
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Hanbin: I’m going to take a shower, I’ll be right back.
Hao: Why are you telling me this, I don’t care.
Hao, right after Hanbin leaves the room: I miss him already.
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Gyuvin: If you’re going to suggest I try dropping twenty feet down a pitch dark tower in the hope of hitting a couple of greasy little steps which might not even still be there, you can forget it.
Jiwoong: There is an alternative, then.
Gyuvin: Out with it.
Jiwoong: You could drop five hundred feet down a pitch black tower and hit stones which certainly are there.
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Jiwoong: Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we barely know each other?
Hanbin: Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.
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Ricky: How would you rate your pain?
Gunwook: 0/10. Would not recommend.
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Jiwoong: If you don’t stop talking, I’m going to jump out of that window.
Gunwook: …We’re on the ground floor.
Jiwoong: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
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Gyuvin: I didn’t know that air fryers are a real thing. Used to think that they were made up by the internet as a funny joke and that their purpose was to “fry air”.
Hao: WAIT, BUT IT FRIES THE AIR TO FRY THE FOOD??
Gyuvin: I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS A KITCHEN APPLIANCE, MY FIRST ASSUMPTION WAS SOMETHING AKIN TO AN AIR CONDITIONER!
Ricky: IT’S NOT LIKE AN AIR CONDITIONER????
Hanbin: You guys clearly don’t own an air fryer.
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Gunwook: I’m a nice person, but I’m about to start throwing rocks at people.
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