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Ricky: Compliment me.
Taerae: You have eyes.
Ricky: Yeah, that works.
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Taerae: Jiwoong is late again.
Hanbin: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Gyuvin: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Yujin: I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
Taerae: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Jiwoong bursts through the door*
Jiwoong: WHAT TIME IS IT?
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Yujin: School sucks.
Jiwoong: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job.
Yujin: What are jobs like?
Jiwoong: They suck.
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Jiwoong: I am your king, long may I reign!
Taerae: Well I didn’t vote for you!
Jiwoong: You don’t vote for kings.
Taerae: Well how’d you become king then?
Jiwoong: Yujin of the Lake, their arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Jiwoong, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Taerae: Listen. Strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Gyuvin: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
Hanbin: Gyuvin, is that legal?
Gyuvin: When the cops aren’t around, anything’s legal!
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Yujin: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Jiwoong: You’re too young to have enemies.
Yujin: You don’t even know.
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*Matthew falls through the ceiling, landing near Hao*
Matthew: Hey, Hao!
Hao: Hey, Matthew!
Matthew: …that hurt.
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Jiwoong, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!
Taerae: ….That’s a gecko—
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Jiwoong: I am in charge of this disaster!
Yujin: I have a name, you know.
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Hanbin: We both look very handsome tonight.
Hao: You know, if you’d just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, “So do you.”
Hanbin: I couldn’t take that chance.
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