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Ricky: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Jiwoong: I only like dark humor.
Ricky, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Jiwoong:
Ricky: An IMPASTA!
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Ricky: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.
Hanbin: Go the fuck to sleep Ricky.
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Gunwook: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.
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Hanbin: So, Hao is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Jiwoong: Why?
Hanbin: Because I’ve caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Hao, arms crossed and pouting: You’ll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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Taerae: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Matthew: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
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Taerae, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Gyuvin: Gray.
Matthew: Grey.
Taerae, turning to Ricky: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Ricky: Dark white.
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Hao: You’re a lying piece of shit!
Jiwoong: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Gyuvin: I’m leaving and I’m taking Yujin with me!
Hanbin, gathering cards: Aaaaand that’s enough Monopoly for today.
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Hanbin: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Mathew. Except you!
Matthew: But Hanbin, I think you’re suspicious!
Hanbin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Matthew: The best way to gain someone’s undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.
Yujin: So you’re just gonna wait until Jiwoong is in danger and save them?
Matthew: Of course not, I’m going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.
Yujin: …
Yujin: You’re insane.
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Ricky: I swear to god I’m the only one here with a braincell.
Gunwook, Gyuvin, Yujin, and Mathew: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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