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*ZB1 is gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Hao: *walks in and sits on Hanbin’s lap*
The Squad: …
Taerae: Why are you sitting there?
Hao: There’s no free seats!
Taerae: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Hanbin: *hugs Hao tightly* There are no free seats.
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*Matthew and Gyuvin are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Matthew: oh my god, Gyuvin, backwards!
Gyuvin: Really, Mathew? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.
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Ricky: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it’s gone!
Matthew: Ricky, there’s people that are dying.
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Hanbin: We should normalize not loving family members.
Taerae: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck uncle” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!
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Hao: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
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Hanbin: I’ve organized your messages into three categories.
Hanbin: “From Matthew”
Hanbin: “Death Threats”
Hanbin: and “Death Threats From Matthew”
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Gyuvin: You’re pathetic!
Gunwook: You’re pathetic-er!
Ricky: You’re both losers.
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Hanbin: Ok, first of all, what the fuck?
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*Hanbin dies in a game with ships*
Hao: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it’s a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.
Hao: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Gyuvin: Legend has it that Hanbin still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.
Hanbin: Of course I do.
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Taerae: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.
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