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Hao: Go fuck yourself.
Ricky: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!
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Hanbin: Words ending in ‘ie’ just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Mathew: Eyy, homie!
Yujin: But then there’s cootie…
Ricky: Die.
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Gyuvin: I’m gonna die alone.
Hao: Gyuvin, you’re not gonna die alone.
Gyuvin: Jiwoong, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.
Yujin: Uh-huh. Why is that?
Gyuvin: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.
Gyuvin: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man.
Gyuvin: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
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Ricky: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn’t factor into the solution at least in some way.
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Jiwoong, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
Hao: ….
Jiwoong: *lip smack*
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Taerae: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Hanbin: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
Jiwoong: Wasps?
Mathew: Terriers?
Taerae: Mathew.
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Hao: When I was a kid, Mathew told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Gunwook: They are!
Hao: FOR REAL?
Gunwook: No! Why did you fall for it again?
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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Gyuvin: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Hao: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
Jiwoong: if you want information it is
Mathew: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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Jiwoong: Did it hurt when you fell-
Mathew: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Jiwoong: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Mathew: …
Jiwoong: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Gyuvin: What are your adjectives?
Gunwook: …You mean my pronouns?
Gyuvin: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?
Gunwook: …I dunno. What are yours?
Gyuvin: Noisy and chaotic!
Gunwook: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.
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