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Hanbin: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
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Gunwook: Hey, Gyuvin, do you have feelings for me?
Gyuvin: Yeah, anger.
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Jiwoong: You’re too later, Superdorks! You’ll never stop me now!
Ricky: That’s where you’re wrong, evildoer! We WILL stop you, with the powers of:
Matthew: Friendship!
Gunwook: Harmony!
Gyuvin: Incredible violence.
Ricky: And love!
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Matthew: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.
Gyuvin: What did you do Matthew?
Matthew: a Mistake.
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Hanbin, skipping rocks on a lake with Gyuvin: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Gyuvin: Yeah, it is.
Gyuvin: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.
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Hao: There’s no meeting today because Gyuvin is at the police station.
Jiwoong: They’re in jail?!
Taerae: We have to get them out!
Matthew: Jailbreak! I’m in!
Taerae: I’ll dress up and distract the guard!
Matthew: Ooh, I’ll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
Jiwoong: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-
Hao: No! Gyuvin wasn’t arrested! They’re undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don’t need our help!
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Taerae: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?
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Taerae: How would you like your pancakes?
Ricky:Â With strawberries please!
Gunwook: With sprinkles!
Gyuvin: Chocolate chips.
Jiwoong: Potatoes.
*Ricky, Gunwook, and Gyuvin look at Jiwoong*
Jiwoong: What? They’re good.
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Hao: *running into the room* Hanbin just said they don’t love me anymore!
Matthew: What?!
Hanbin: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Ricky in the face.
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Matthew: *Stands in trash can.*
Taerae: Matthew, not again! You’re not trash, you’re at least recycling!
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