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Jiwoong: My life isn’t as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.
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Hanbin: *standing at the top of the stairs* What is everyone doing at the bottom of the staircase?
Gyuvin: I accidentally fell down.
Ricky:Â HAO PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent!
Jiwoong:Â Gyuvin bet me fifty bucks that I couldn’t reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money.
Taerae: I don’t know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Jiwoong.
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Jiwoong: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together*
Yujin: What are you making?
Jiwoong: A mistake.
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Jiwoong: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.
Gyuvin: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can’t read!
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Gunwook: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?
Yujin: What did you just say-
Gunwook: Foetons! *Laughs*
Yujin: Wh-what?
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Jiwoong: They say that the most valuable things cost nothing.
Ricky: They also say that being cheap is an annoying trait, so don’t overuse that excuse.
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Jiwoong: Is… Is that meant to be on fire?
Yujin: No… not really.
Jiwoong: Are you going to do something about it?
Yujin: Hm… nah.
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Matthew: This is a safety pin.
*cuts off end*
Matthew: It is now a danger pin.
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Gyuvin: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?
Matthew:
Matthew: Why are you eating dirt?
Gyuvin: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
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Taerae: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Ricky: How?
Taerae: I need someone to take the fall and he could never be mad at you.
Ricky: What did you do?
Taerae: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Gyuvin, from the other room: Oh my god.
Taerae: …
Gyuvin: OH MY GOD!
Ricky: Make it a hundred.
Taerae: Deal.
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