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Matthew: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Taerae: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Matthew: You don’t have to wear…
Taerae: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Gyuvin: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?
Hao: Don’t ever speak to me again.
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Gyuvin, to Ricky: I mean, I get complimented all the time-
Hao: *starts cackling*
Gyuvin: I do!
Hao: *laughs harder*
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Yujin, looking over Ricky’s shoulder: You can draw?
Ricky, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?
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Hanbin: Guys, I have a question.
Matthew: kys <3
Hanbin: I love you too.
Taerae: Ah, yes. Besties.
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Matthew: New challenge! Don’t say stupid shit for 24 hours!
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Jiwoong: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
Matthew: That’s a snake.
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Hao: Good morning.
Ricky: Good morning.
Hanbin: Good morning.
Gunwook: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Jiwoong: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Matthew: Wow, they really hate us.
Taerae: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Matthew: But we’re not gay, Taerae.
Taerae:
Matthew:
Taerae: We’re not?
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*Matthew and Gunwook are planning to break in somewhere*
Matthew: We need to distract the guards.
Gunwook: Right.
Matthew: What are we gonna do?
Gunwook: I’m gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Matthew:
Gunwook:
Matthew: Deal.
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