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Yujin: May luck (and this picture of Matthew eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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Jiwoong: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Jiwoong: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Jiwoong: Orange.
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Gyuvin: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.
Ricky: Marry me.
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Jiwoong: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Jiwoong: I’M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Yujin: I did?
Jiwoong: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven’t been eating anything today Yujin.
Jiwoong: *walks away*
Yujin:
Yujin: They’re gone Ricky.
Ricky, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!
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Gyuvin: Ricky learned how to fold origami penguins from Hanbin the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge.
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Gyuvin: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.
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Gyuvin: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?
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Yujin: I wish I had more enemies.
Ricky: I’m sure you will someday, honey.
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Hao: Ricky, I want Jiwoong gone ASAP!
Ricky: If you say so… wait, shouldn’t we get someone to help us?
Hao: The only person that could help us is Gyuvin and I don’t really trust them… *Looks over to Gyuvin*
Gyuvin: If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap* If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap*
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Taerae: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not sex, not free pizza, nothing!
Yujin: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza?
Taerae: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.
Ricky: I like you.
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