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Ricky: Hi-
Jiwoong: Leave before there’s a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.
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Hao: I’m the smartest person in my friend group.
Gunwook: You hang out with Gyuvin, Ricky, Hanbin, and Jiwoong.
Gunwook: It’s not as high a compliment as you think.
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Ricky: I don’t need any more friends. I already have seven.
Yujin: Don’t you mean eight?
Ricky: *looks directly at Gyuvin*
Ricky: No, I’m pretty sure I meant to say seven.
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Hao, holding a box of Lunchables: Ah, I loved these when I was your age… fine dining.
Yujin: Fix yourself.
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Hao: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
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Ricky: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Yujin will and will not eat.
Gyuvin: Grass? Yes!
Ricky: Moss? Yes!!
Gyuvin: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Ricky: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Gyuvin: Worms? Sometimes!
Ricky: Rocks? Usually nah.
Gyuvin: Twigs? Usually!
Ricky: Hao’s cooking? Inconclusive!
Matthew: How did you… test this?
Ricky: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Matthew: … I don’t know how to feel about this.
Hao: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Gyuvin: The fastest way to a Ricky’s heart is through ch-
Hanbin: Chest cavity.
Gyuvin:
Gyuvin: Chocolate coated strawberries.
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Taerae: Why does nobody tell me when people come over? I came downstairs singing Man In Love while wearing a “say hey if you’re gay” shirt and boxers!
Taerae: Everyone was there. EVERYONE! Including our manager!
Taerae: They saw.
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Hanbin: Gyuvin always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true.
Hanbin: I love Hao and all the not-Hao’s equally.
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Gyuvin: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don’t want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Taerae: And you came to me?
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Would anyone be interested in a boys planet special as the final chapter for this book? Or would you prefer a longer version (maybe 50?) for zb1 quotes?
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