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Gunwook: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Matthew: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Hanbin: Gyuvin, you’ll be working with Gunwook and Ricky.
Gyuvin: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Gyuvin: …Of people on a team.
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Hao: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Ricky: Literally or figuratively?
Hao: I have to specify?
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Hanbin: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?
Matthew: Hey, that’s mine! *tries to grab it*
Hanbin: Aww, it’s a love note for Jiwoong?
Matthew: No-
Hanbin: *opens it*
Hanbin:
Matthew:
Hanbin: I can’t read this.
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Jiwoong: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.
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Yujin: How are you today?
Taerae: Please don’t make me think about my life.
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Gyuvin: Hao told me I was found in a KFC bucket next to a dumpster and I was rescued.
Ricky: You probably were.
Gyuvin: Oh crap, maybe that’s the reason why. Maybe my lackluster feelings towards their fried chicken is because subconsciously I’m reliving the trauma whenever I see their trademark bucket. My brain and cognitive dissonance won’t let me completely lie to myself and say I hate their food, because fried chicken is great and I want some now, instead it just steers me away. Thank you for helping to guide me towards this epiphany, perhaps now the healing can begin.
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Hao, talking about Hanbin: He’s the man of my dreams!
Ricky: You say every man is the man of your dreams.
Hao: I have a lot of dreams.
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Ricky: Jiwoong’s refusing to wear their glasses!
Jiwoong: Ricky, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Jiwoong: *points to Hao* Hao.
Jiwoong: *points to Gyuvin* Gyuvin.
Jiwoong: *points to Taerae* Sasquatch.
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Hanbin: The time to act is now.
Hanbin: Wink, wink.
Matthew: Don’t say “wink wink”. Just wink.
Hanbin: Oh, sorry.
Hanbin: Wink.
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EVERYONE!!! Please watch the performance YOUNITE did of Bite Me by EN-! It is quite honestly one of the best performance stages I have ever watched and it is such a creative way of expressing a concept. I left the video at the top of the chapter! Please watch it you won’t regret it!!!
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