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Gyuvin: Don’t be sad!
Ricky: Why not?
Gyuvin:
Gyuvin: I don’t have a good answer.
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Yujin: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can’t my dad love me?
Hao: I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you.
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Hanbin: I have a question.
Hao: Shoot.
Hanbin: Is the S or C in scent silent?
Matthew: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.
Hao: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.
Hanbin: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.
Matthew: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.
Jiwoong: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.
Matthew: Jiwoong is not allowed to talk anymore.
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Taerae: What the hell is wrong with you?
Gunwook: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.
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Jiwoong: Well Yujin, I have to say, I’m really disappointed.
Yujin: Well, you didn’t HAVE to say it. You could’ve just thought it.
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Matthew: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?
Gyuvin, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.
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Jiwoong: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Hanbin: That doesn’t exist.
Jiwoong: Not with that attitude.
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Taerae: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a ‘little shit’, but I prefer… ‘has alternative ways of having fun’.
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Ricky: Hey, Gyuvin, how are you doing?
Gyuvin: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school.
Ricky: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good!
Gyuvin: Yup!
Ricky: I lost my phone and my cat died.
Gyuvin: Hey, not bad compared to last week.
Ricky: I know right!
Yujin: Are they okay?
Gunwook: I don’t think they are.
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*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Taerae, Ricky, Hao, and Jiwoong: *spinning a little and talking*
Hanbin, Matthew, Yujin, Gunwook, and Gyuvin: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
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