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Jiwoong: When we get back, I’m going to step on you!
Ricky: Okay, as much as I might enjoy that, Jiwoong–
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Hao: I’m so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
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Gunwook: Our relationship is strictly professional.
Matthew, sitting on Gunwook’s lap: Absolutely. Only on business.
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Taerae: What’s this?
Gyuvin, hugging Taerae: Affection!
Taerae: Disgusting.
Taerae: …Do it again.
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Matthew, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.
Yujin: But how-
Matthew, ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.
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Taerae: So, how long have you and Jiwoong been together?
Matthew: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Jiwoong and I are not together. No. No.
Taerae: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?
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Hanbin: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
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Yujin: My lungs are decayed. my lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are being held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.
Hao: You’re going to school whether you like it or not.
Yujin: I REFUSE.
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Hanbin: Can you perform under pressure?
Jiwoong: No, but i could take a stab at ‘bohemian rhapsody’.
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Ricky: I’m such a slut for cute stationery.
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