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Jiwoong: We should be focused on solving this problem.
Matthew: I am focused.
Jiwoong: On what?
Matthew: Ice cream.
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Gunwook: I’m the smartest person in the room.
Gyuvin: We’re in an empty room.
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Gyuvin: Why are you so calm?
Jiwoong: I’m not. I’m just better at hiding it.
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Yujin: I have a plan.
Gyuvin: Does it involve me being in danger?
Yujin: Yes.
Gyuvin: I’m in.
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Gunwook: Matthew, I am questioning your sanity…
Taerae: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
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Hanbin: So I got this amazing plan!
Matthew: We fail almost every time you say that.
Hanbin: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.
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Hao: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Gyuvin: Why? It was important.
Hao: All it says is, “I’m back on my shit”.
Ricky, shrugging: The people need to know.
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Matthew: No problemo!
Matthew, internally: But it was all problemo.
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Hao: Caw caw, motherfuckers.
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Gyuvin: Hey, you wanna bang?
Ricky:
Gyuvin: I meant hang.
Ricky:
Gyuvin: Actually, no, I didn’t.
Ricky:
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