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Matthew: *angrily presses Gyuvin against a wall* WHERE’S THE MONEY?!
Gyuvin: …
Gyuvin: Are we about to kiss-
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Matthew: Tomorrow’s the Cooking Contest. Hanbin always tells me one thing every year. They say, “You might win if you’d stop eating your entry!” But how would I know whether it’s an award-winning dish without tasting it first? This may be a problem humanity will have to grapple with for eternity…
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*Hao and Hanbin texting*
Hanbin: I love you <3
Hao: Awwwwwwww-
Hao: I love you too, babe <3
Hao: Wait…
Hao: WHAT’D YOU DO?!
Hanbin: Nothing
Hao: Then why’d you add the heart, when that’s my thing
Hanbin: Because I love you so much!
Hao: No, you only ever add the heart when you do something bad
Hanbin: Uhhhhhhhhh…
Hao: Hanbin, what’d you do?
Hanbin: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hao: WHAT DID YOU DO?!-
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Yujin: I have an idea.
Jiwoong: Does it involve explosives?
Yujin: It doesn’t have to, but now that you mention it…
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Matthew: Three words. Say them and I’m yours.
Jiwoong: Three words.
Matthew:
Matthew: Marry me.
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Gunwook: Is this your plan B?
Hao: Technically, this is plan P.
Gunwook: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Hao: Yes, but I marry Hanbin in plan M.
Hanbin: I like plan M.
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Jiwoong: Ugh, the milk expires tomorrow.
Matthew, hinting at their anniversary: Tomorrow’s a real special day, huh?
Jiwoong: Not for anyone who drinks milk.
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Yujin: Doctor = $140,000 a year, Furry artist on patreon = $160,000 a year.
Gyuvin: I think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh.
Yujin: Sorry for the inaccuracies Doctor Yiff.
Gyuvin: No matter how I respond I don’t look well, well played. I walked into that.
Gunwook: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Yujin: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in an university to give you a lung transplant?
Jiwoong: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.
Yujin: You will die in 7 days.
Matthew: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said “Sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.
Matthew: Besides I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?
Jiwoong: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward.
Hanbin: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here.
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Yujin: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Hao: Well Hanbin and I-
Hanbin: *elbows Hao*
Hao: …wouldn’t know.
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Taerae: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
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