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Gunwook: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.
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Ricky: Hey Taerae, do you have any hobbies?
Taerae: Swimming..
Ricky: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Taerae: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
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Hao: I’m allergic to death.
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Ricky: So, what is Gyuvin to you?
Hanbin: The reason I wake up every morning.
Ricky: …That’s adorable.
Gyuvin earlier that morning, barging into Hanbin′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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Jiwoong: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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Gunwook: Shouldn’t get stressed out, it’s not good for the baby.
Hao: What baby?
Gunwook, crying a bit: Me.
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Hanbin: Are you reading fan fiction?
Yujin, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.
Hanbin: Oh, is it on AO3?
Yujin: This is CNN.
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Ricky: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Gyuvin: They’re golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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Jiwoong: If you water water, it grows.
Hao: …What.
Yujin: They’ve got a point.
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Ricky: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Yujin: Your life?
Ricky: I- well yes, but-
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