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Hanbin: whO DECIDED TO LET GYUVIN TEACH GUNWOOK HOW TO DRIVE?!?!
Ricky: gyUVIN IS TEACHING HIM HOW TO DRIVE?!?!?
Matthew: why are you two so worried?
Hanbin: GYUVIN DOESN’T HAVE A DRIVER’S LICENSE
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Jiwoong: I’ve never encountered a problem that can’t be solved by an spontaneous musical number.
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Matthew: Hanbin! Do you have a moment to-
Hanbin: I’m busy now, Matthew.
Taerae: Hanbin, you got a call from Hao.
Hanbin: *blushes* Hao! Hi, how are you today?
Matthew: Are you kidding me?
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Yujin: “You look tired” well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.
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Matthew to Gunwook, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.
Jiwoong, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
Taerae: That sounds so threatening…
Hao: The Wedding Games…
Hanbin: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
Gunwook: Beautiful.
Matthew: Fuck all of you!
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Hao: If someone offered you $200 because, “You’re ugly,” would you take it?
Ricky: I’m not turning down $200 just because someone has poor eyesight
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Hao: I will be using so much pink you’ll be seeing green by the end from sensory deprivation.
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Gyuvin: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Ricky: …Don’t you mean benevolence?
Gyuvin: No.
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Hanbin: *Hits all the buttons on the elevator*
Hanbin, to Hao: So, tell me about yourself.
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Ricky: I try to avoid pointless group activities. You know like school Christmas Parties or Jury Duty. To me, the most awful sound in the universe is that mangled first note of your peers singing happy birthday.
Gyuvin: Cool stance. Counterpoint: these are free cupcakes. Get over yourself and take one.
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