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*The Squad is at Home Depot*
Hao: *Fell in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section*
Taerae: *Laughing at Hao who fell into a cactus*
Yujin: *Climbed the shelves and is now stuck at the top*
Gyuvin: *Shitting in the display toilets*
Gunwook: *Tokyo Drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles*
Hanbin: *Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes*
Matthew: *Somehow got hired and is now working there*
Jiwoong: *Just wanted some goddamn lightbulbs and everyone ruined it*
Ricky: *In the car sleeping*
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Ricky, referring to Hanbin and Gyuvin: Those guys are dorks.
Hao: Yes, but they’re my dorks.
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Ricky: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes
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Hanbin: How would you like your pancakes?
Ricky: Plain.
Gyuvin: With sprinkles!
Matthew: Chocolate chips.
Jiwoong: Potatoes.
*Ricky, Gyuvin, and Matthew look at Jiwoong*
Jiwoong: What? They’re good.
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Matthew: Prepare to feel really bad about yourself.
Taerae: I’ve been prepared for that my entire life.
Matthew:
Taerae: Or something mean about you.
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Hao: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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Taerae: Don’t stay up all night, Jiwoong. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
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Jiwoong: Adulting is hard.
Jiwoong: How do I quit?
Taerae: Time travel.
Ricky: Die.
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Hao: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That’s the wrong opinion alarm.
Ricky: That is not something you actually have installed.
Hao: Sorry, say again? I couldn’t hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.
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Yujin: You know, you were right.
Ricky: About what specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things.
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One chapter left…
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