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*talking on the phone*
Yujin: Remember how I said that Ricky and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Jiwoong: Yeah…
Yujin: Well, we’re in jail.
Jiwoong: *hangs up*
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Mathew: *Holds a sign that says “Prom?” outside Hao’s window*
Hao: OH my God, Yes!
Mathew: *Yelling up* No, tell Jiwoong!
Hao: Jiwoong! I’m going to prom with your boyfriend!
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Jiwoong: So what are your political beliefs?
Mathew, trying to impress them: I believe pikachu would be much more powerful if he had a gun!
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Taerae: I am strong! I beat Hao at arm wrestling!
Gyuvin: Anyone can beat Hao at arm wrestling!
Hao: Hey-
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Gyuvin: Is this mistletoe?
Ricky: Uh, no, no, that is basil.
Gyuvin: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.
Ricky: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.
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Hao: Wasn’t icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
Hanbin: ICARUS?
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Ricky: “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge” – Charles Darwin
Gyuvin: What the f—? Begets isn’t a word. Quit trying to make up words, f—face.
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Ricky: I’m having salad for dinner!
Hao:
Ricky: Well, fruit salad.
Ricky: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.
Hao:
Ricky: Okay, it’s all grapes.
Ricky: Fermented grapes.
Hao:
Ricky:
Hao:
Ricky: It’s wine.
Ricky: I’m having wine for dinner.
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Hanbin: Which way did Gyuvin go?
Taerae: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I’d guess they went left.
Hanbin: You could really figure it out from that?
Taerae: No, you idiot, Gyuvin sent me a text. See?
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Gyuvin: Yes, I’m adopting Yujin and you cowards can’t tell me no!
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