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Jiwoong: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Mathew: *blushing* I—
Hanbin, butting into the conversation: Hao is perfect, thanks for asking.
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Hanbin: What’s up with you?
Ricky: What do you mean?
Hanbin: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?
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Taerae: What do you want for breakfast, Ricky?
Ricky: Gay Cheerios.
Taerae: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!
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*At a bank teller window*
Gyuvin, in a bad Italian accent: I’d like-a to make-a da deposit!
Ricky: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!
Gyuvin: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*
Ricky: GODDAMMIT, IT’S THEM AGAIN!
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Ricky: I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.
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*at a zoo*
Jiwoong: What are they in for?
Mathew: Jiwoong, this isn’t prison.
Jiwoong: So they can leave?
Mathew: No, but-
Jiwoong, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Gyuvin: Here’s two facts about me.
Gyuvin: 1. I hate hot people.
Gyuvin: 2. I’m a hypocrite.
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Mathew: *is visibly upset*
Gunwook: Mathew, what happened? I haven’t seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn’t an actual country.
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Ricky: You tricked me!
Hao: I deceived you. ‘Trick’ makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.
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Jiwoong: I’m not creepy.
Jiwoong: I’m petty.
Jiwoong: There’s a difference, ya’ know.
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