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Gunwook: Why does Jiwoong always do the laundry so loudly?
Yujin: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Jiwoong, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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Hao: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Gyuvin: Even better!
Hao: What the fuck did you-
Gyuvin: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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Hanbin, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.
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Ricky: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Mathew: *looks over at Hao and Hanbin*
Mathew: Is it “sexual tension”?
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Mathew: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*
Gunwook: …
Mathew: …I get confused sometimes.
Gunwook: Me too.
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Gyuvin: Am I right, Mathew?
Mathew: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
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Yujin: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Hao: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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Yujin: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Hao: Yes.
Yujin: Which means they like both boys and girls.
Hao: Ye- wait, what-
Hanbin: Yujin, that’s not what bilingual means-
Yujin: Shhh, it’s okay Hao. I still love you, man.
Hao & Hanbin: …
Yujin: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-
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Hanbin, texting Mathew: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Mathew′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
*Later*
Mathew, texting back: Fuck you.
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Mathew: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you?
Ricky: Mathew, it’s four o’clock in the morning.
Mathew: So, you can’t sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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