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Gyuvin: “I miss you” is the nicest text you can receive.
Jiwoong: “I bought a monster truck.”
Gunwook: You’re both wrong, it’s “I have too much money, you can have some.”
Yujin: “I got you pizza.”
Mathew: Fools! I present to you this: “Ricky is driving to your house right now.”
Jiwoong: “Ricky had too much money so they’re driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that they got for you.”
Gyuvin: “…Because they missed you.”
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Ricky: You’re mean!
Gyuvin: You’re meaner!
Ricky: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too!
Gyuvin: You’re uglier!
Ricky: You’re a dumbass!
Gyuvin: You’re a dumberass!
Ricky: You think “dumberass” is a good insult!
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Hao: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Hanbin: Sure!
Hanbin: Whats your favorite color?
Hao, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
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Hanbin: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Ricky: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD’d in their own pool. Big difference.
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Hao: Stressed.
Yujin: Depressed.
Jiwoong: Possessed.
Gyuvin: Obsessed.
Mathew: Impressed.
Ricky: Chicken breast.
Everyone: …What?
Ricky: I just wanted to join in.
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Jiwoong: Act natural.
Ricky: For this kind of situation, the most natural thing would be to panic, so technically I can panic.
Jiwoong: NO, that’s not what I meant! Act like it’s a normal day!
Ricky: My ‘normal’ days of late, consist of a lot of panic.
Jiwoong: Will you just cooperate?
Ricky: When a person is panicking, they are not apt to cooperate very well
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Ricky: Fuck capitalism. It’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn’t fair. You shouldn’t need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Ricky, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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Gunwook: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.
Gunwook: *Picks up Gyuvin*
Gunwook: I’ve only befriended Gyuvin for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then my self.
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Hao: Time for plan G.
Jiwoong: Don’t you mean plan B?
Hao: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Taerae: What about plan D?
Hao: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Mathew: What about plan E?
Hao: I’m hoping not to use it. Gyuvin dies in plan E.
Ricky: I like plan E.
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Hao: How do you type so fast?
Mathew: Anxiety.
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