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Ricky: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
Taerae: Not that hard, I don’t think, as long as you can move.
Hanbin: I’d assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
Hanbin: Wouldn’t be any harder, but you’d get some WEIRD looks.
Hao: Are. Are you speaking from experience.
Hanbin: No!
Hanbin:
Hanbin: ….Maybe.
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Mathew, smugly, after security arrives to escort Hao and Hanbin out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?
Hao, in defeat: Let’s go.
Hanbin: Wait.
Hao: What?
Hanbin: I’d kinda like to be carried out…
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Hao: How did you even get in here?
Hanbin: Taerae’s window! Or, as I like to call it, “Hanbin’s door”!
Taerae: I’m closing the window.
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Hanbin: Go to hell!
Ricky: Where do you think I come from?
Hanbin: …China?
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Ricky: There’s no way they like me back.
Mathew: Gyuvin would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.
Ricky: Gyuvin would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Ricky: Gyuvin, I have a great idea.
Gyuvin: Let’s hear it.
Ricky: We trick Hanbin and Hao to go out on a date together.
Gyuvin: YES!
Gyuvin: And hey, if that doesn’t work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks—
Ricky, hitting them with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
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Gyuvin: Oh my Ricky.
Hanbin: Don’t you mean ‘oh my god’?
Gyuvin: You worship your god, I’ll worship mine.
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Yujin: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Hao: No, I said “Yujin, don’t lick that swingset” and you said “Don’t tell me what to do” and licked the swingset.
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Yujin: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Taerae: ‘Prettiest Smile’
Hanbin: ‘Nicest Personality’
Gyuvin: ‘Most likely to start a bar fight’
Jiwoong: ‘Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one’
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Yujin: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Hanbin: What’s updog?
Yujin: Ricky! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
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