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Hanbin: Last night I found out Hao is a sleep talker.
Jiwoong: Oh, really?
Hanbin: “The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.” Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
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Gyuvin: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Yujin: Weight loss? Drink water.
Ricky: Clear skin? Drink water.
Mathew: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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Hanbin, watching Jiwoong and Gyuvin fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Gunwook, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Hanbin: Then… who’s the strongest out of you three?
Jiwoong: Gunwook.
Gyuvin: Gunwook.
Gunwook: Me.
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Yujin: Thanks for not telling Hanbin what happened.
Jiwoong, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Yujin: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Hanbin: Neither.
Hanbin: Because it’s twelve.
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Gyuvin: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Ricky: You always act stupid.
Ricky:
Ricky: Wait…
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Gunwook: So, are you two friends?
Gyuvin: Yes.
Yujin: No.
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Hanbin: Why can’t any of you ever clean up after yourselves?
Ricky: I have a person who does that for me.
Hanbin: Yeah, ME.
Ricky: I’m glad you agree.
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Mathew, staring upwards: So, Jiwoong broke up with me… haha…
Ricky: Why are you looking up?
Mathew: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!
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Gyuvin: Would you take a bullet for me?
Yujin: …yes?
*Hao angrily burst into the room*
Gyuvin: *running away* Great, thanks!
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