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Ricky: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling called Shen Quanrui and went around really annoying everybody. And d’you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Ricky.
Mathew: But you’re Ricky.
Ricky: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.
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Yujin: You don’t know anything about me!
Gyuvin: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!
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Hao: Hopefully Ricky has learned a lesson about respecting other people’s feelings.
Ricky: Oh, shut up and die Hao.
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Gunwook: I have a bad feeling about this…
Ricky: What do you mean?
Gunwook: Don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you’re going to get into trouble?
Ricky: No?
Taerae: That actually explains so much.
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Taerae: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.
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Mathew: Hao is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods.
Gyuvin: Yes.
Taerae: You’re right. It’d be a good initiation for me.
Hao: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-
Gyuvin: What truce?
Mathew: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.
Hanbin: Wait, I’m a choir kid!
Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*
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Mathew: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means!
Hanbin: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?
Mathew: What? No! What has Jiwoong been telling you?
Jiwoong, walking in, pouring Skittles into their mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.
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Hanbin: Yujin… you’ve been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
Yujin: *muffled* mm hmmm 🙂
Hanbin: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you’re adorable.
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Gyuvin: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.
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