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Mathew: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Yujin: Theft.
Gyuvin: Disturbing the peace.
Gunwook: Aggravated assault.
Jiwoong: Arson.
Ricky: All of the above. In that order, probably.
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Jiwoong: How the hell did you crash the car?!
Hao: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Hao: I was like “woah, that’s homophobic”. Instead, I went gay. And, THAT’S when I got into an accident.
Jiwoong: …
Hanbin, with a proud smile: And THAT’S who I’m in love with, ladies and gentlemen.
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Yujin: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Mathew: A doll.
Hao: A cinnamon roll.
Gunwook: A sweetheart.
Yujin:
Yujin: …stop it.
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Hao: If Jiwoong is really a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill them!
Mathew: But if they’re not a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill them.
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Taerae: Remain CALM! *slaps himself multiple times*
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Jiwoong: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That’s what I always say!
Mathew: You should say something else.
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Gunwook: H-how do you ask someone out?
Jiwoong: Well, first-
Mathew: Don’t ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Gunwook: …And you said yes?
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Hao: Don’t you have any dignity, Taerae?
Taerae: Uh, no.
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Ricky: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
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Gyuvin: I asked Ricky out.
Mathew: Oh, I’m sorry.
Gyuvin: Why?
Mathew: Well, I assume they said no.
Gyuvin: No, they said yes.
Mathew: Really? Then I’m sorry for them.
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