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Gyuvin: Ok so, apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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Mathew: *Texts a selfie to the group chat* Hey besties!!
Taerae: *Texts a selfie clearly parodying Mathew’s* hey besties !!1!
Mathew: I literally hate you so much.
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Hao: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Ricky: Thanks, it’s the trauma
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Gyuvin: I just drank a lego piece.
Taerae: …what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid?
Gyuvin: Yes.
Taerae: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?!
Gyuvin: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?
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Yujin: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Hao: You sleep with a teddybear.
Yujin: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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Yujin: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Taerae: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.
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Jiwoong: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Gunwook: You can’t just skip to the happy ending!
Jiwoong: I don’t have time for their problems.
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Jiwoong: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Gunwook: You can’t just skip to the happy ending!
Jiwoong: I don’t have time for their problems.
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Jiwoong: I’m a nice person, but I’m about to start throwing rocks at people.
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Gyuvin: So you like cats?
Ricky: Yeah.
Gyuvin: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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