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Jiwoong: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.
Ricky: Sacrifice? I nominate Mathew.
Mathew: Wait, what?
Ricky: Because you’re little, you’ll fit on a barbecue.
Mathew: I’m 5’9, it’s like average height in most of the world!
Jiwoong: It’s not that kind of of sacrifice guys!
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Hao: Working sucks.
Hao: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being sexy and cute.
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Hanbin: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.
Taerae: Sounds fake but ok.
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Gyuvin: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.
Gyuvin: So I’ve decided to break the fourth wall.
Gyuvin: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.
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Ricky: And now for a gay update with Hao and Hanbin.
Hao: Getting gayer.
Ricky: Thank you, Hao.
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Hao: It’s too early in the morning for this.
*sent at 11:57 AM*
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Taerae: *chokes on something*
Jiwoong: Jeez, Taerae, don’t die on us.
Taerae: Don’t tell me what to do, I’ll die whenever the hell I want!
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Jiwoong: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compa–. CB radio. Sunscreen.
Yujin: Hot dog costumes!
Jiwoong: I’m sorry, what?
Yujin: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Gyuvin, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Gyuvin hates hot dogs, so they probably won’t eat us.
Jiwoong: Are you saying that Gyuvin would rather eat us than hot dogs?
Gyuvin: I do hate hot dogs.
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Ricky: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Hanbin: You mean you stabbed them?
Ricky: They ran into my knife.
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Hanbin: Mathew! Have you no dignity?
Mathew: Of course not! How long have we known eachother?
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