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Jiwoong: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.
Hanbin: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.
Yujin: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!
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Mathew: How do you do that?
Hao: I’m fearless.
Ricky: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.
Hao: I’m mostly fearless.
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Hanbin: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.
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Hao: What are you doing here?
Gyuvin: I could ask you the same question.
Hao: I live here. This is my house.
Gyuvin: I should probably ask you a different question.
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Gyuvin, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Hanbin.
Hanbin, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.
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Yujin: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Ricky:
Ricky: I’m gonna tell them.
Hao: Don’t you dare.
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Taerae: Jiwoong, you’re offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?
Jiwoong: Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 dollars?
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Hao: Watcha doin?
Yujin: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.
Hao: Scandalous.
Hao: Can I help?
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Ricky: When we get back, I’m going to step on you!
Gyuvin: Okay, as much as I might enjoy that, Ricky–
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Taerae: I try to avoid pointless group activities. You know like school Christmas Parties or Jury Duty. To me, the most awful sound in the universe is that mangled first note of your peers singing happy birthday.
Gunwook: Cool stance. Counterpoint: these are free cupcakes. Get over yourself and take one.
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