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Jiwoong: So, I’ve been thinking Hao-
Hao: That’s dangerous.
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Jiwoong: Hey Gyuvin, wanna third wheel on my date with Mathew tomorrow?
Gyuvin: Sure.
Jiwoong: Ricky! Wanna third wheel on my date with Mathew tomorrow?
Ricky: Ok?
Jiwoong: Great! I’ve always wanted to go on a double date!
Gyuvin & Ricky: …
Mathew: Jiwoong…
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Ricky: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Yujin has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.
Gyuvin: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don’t want to be at?
Ricky: I knew you’d understand.
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Gyuvin: Operation no more distractions is a go!
*not even 10 seconds later*
Gyuvin: Oh, look! A butterfly!
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Hao: Gyuvin, I know you snuck out to see Ricky last night.
Gyuvin: If you tell Hanbin or Yujin, I swear I’ll murder you, and they’ll never find the body.
Hao: Five bucks?
Gyuvin: Fine.
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Yujin, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I’ll drink my sorrows away.
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Yujin: Are you good?
Gyuvin: In what sense?
Yujin: Generally.
Gyuvin: Oh, definitely not.
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Hao: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Hanbin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Hanbin.
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Gyuvin: I let my cat drink the bathtub water while I was in it.
Priest: Once again, kind of weird, but not a sin.
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Ricky: *bites lip* Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
Cop: That isn’t gonna work, hands behind your back.
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