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Hanbin, pointing to Gyuvin’s empty room: YOU LET THEM ESCAPE?!?
Jiwoong: I WAS ON BREAK.
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Gyuvin: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
Gyuvin: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.
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Murderer: Any last words?
Ricky: Do you think I’m cute? Be honest.
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Mathew: What’s wrong with you?
Jiwoong: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
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Ricky: I have a bad feeling about this…
Gyuvin: What do you mean?
Ricky: Don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you’re going to get into trouble?
Gyuvin: No?
Taerae: That actually explains so much.
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*Gyuvin is reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book*
Mathew, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that?
Gyuvin: Well, Emily’s love for him grew, and so did he.
Mathew: Well, your dog is pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh?
Gyuvin, angrily shutting their book: YOU’RE SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?!?!
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Jiwoong: I’m feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.
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Yujin: I came out here to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now.
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Gyuvin: I’m so jetlagged I can’t even regrender my chorf.
*Everyone stares at Gyuvin*
Gyuvin: I don’t even know what I was trying to say.
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Mathew, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Hanbin: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Hanbin: Here you go.
Mathew:
Hanbin:
Ricky: Why am I here?
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