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Mathew: Quacking in my boobs over this
Mathew: QUAKING*
Mathew: BOOTS* FUCKER.
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Jiwoong: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?
Ricky: Take them!
Gyuvin: Punch them in the neck!
Hao: Say thank you!
Gunwook: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!
Jiwoong: …
Jiwoong: No.
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Jiwoong: Hey, what’s up?
Gyuvin: The sky.
Jiwoong: No, I meant like, what are you doing?
Gyuvin: Oh, Ricky.
Ricky: *highfives Gyuvin* Nice!
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Jiwoong: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Mathew: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Taerae: A realist sees a freight train.
Ricky: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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Hao: I keep of the maknae line in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Maknae Line: Awwww-
Hao: And I tell myself “If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything.”
The Maknae Line: Oh.
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Mathew: Taerae, I have a couple of words to say to you.
Ricky: Please let those two words be “I’m sorry.”
Hao: I’m ready with the bleep button if not.
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Hao, to Yujin: You have room temperature IQ.
Yujin: What’s room temperature IQ?
Gunwook: 73°.
Yujin: Oh, okay.
Yujin: How much is that in IQ?
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Hanbin: How many children do we have?
Hao: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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Hanbin: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Ricky: That sounds like a dare to me.
Hanbin: Oh my god.
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Jiwoong: I’m just saying that Gyuvin has a really snappable neck
Zerobaseone: …
Jiwoong: Like if I was to snap anybody’s neck it would be Gyuvin
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