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Gunwook: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Yujin: The cow??
Gunwook: What?
Taerae: Yujin, W H Y?
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Taerae: We’re kind of missing something guys.
Hanbin: Cohesion?
Gunwook: Teamwork?
Ricky: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Jiwoong: And Hao is not here.
Hanbin: Oh, and that, yeah.
Hanbin: …
Hanbin: WAIT WHERE THE FUCK IS HAO!?!?
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Ricky: Are you sure Hao’s even gay? They barely even looked at me.
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Ricky: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!
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Gunwook: I’m having problems with a guy…
Taerae: Like his dead body won’t fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?
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Yujin: Guys where did Gyuvin go?
Jiwoong: They got arrested.
Yujin: How the hell-
Gyuvin: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
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*During a game of Hangman*
Gyuvin: Nope, there’s no Q. You lose.
Ricky: Are you kidding me?! You can still add something!
Gyuvin: I already added a belt, four earrings and an extra arm! YOU LOSE!
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Hao: Hanbin, what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with?
Hanbin: …People?
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Gunwook: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple…
Hao: I really care about your feelings!
Hanbin: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Gunwook, turning their head: …and then there’s the disaster couple…
Gyuvin: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Ricky: I WOULDN’T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
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Ricky: You don’t deserve me.
Yujin: At your worst or your best?
Ricky: I don’t have a worst.
Yujin: Because you’re already at your worst?
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