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Hao: We can’t lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*
Ricky: We have heart?
Hao: Heart? No, me. I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us.
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Hanbin: For self defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Gyuvin, Ricky, & Jiwoong: Okay.
Hanbin: If you don’t want to die, give me all your money.
Gyuvin: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Ricky: Bold of you to assume I don’t want to die.
Jiwoong: Bold of you to assume I can die
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Ricky: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you it’d ruin the mystery.
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Taerae: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.
Hanbin: Where am I on the list?
Taerae: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.
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Jiwoong: Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement?
Hao: With tears?
Jiwoong: No.
Hao: *tears up*
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Jiwoong: Why would you do that?
Yujin: Because I feel guilty.
Ricky: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.
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Hao: What do you want for breakfast?
Gyuvin: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.
Hanbin:
Hanbin: They want eggs.
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Gyuvin: I think we should kiss.
Ricky: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
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Ricky: If you water water, it grows.
Jiwoong: …What.
Mathew: They’ve got a point.
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Hanbin: All of your existences are confusing.
The Squad: How so?
Hanbin: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
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