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Ricky: Wait. Where’s Gyuvin? They love Dungeons and Dragons.
Gunwook: I thought you invited them.
Jiwoong: Uh, I thought Yujin invited them.
Yujin: I thought Hao invited them.
Hao: I never invite them.
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Hanbin: Hi, I’m Gyuvin’s emergency contact.
Counter Woman: You’re here to pick them up?
Hanbin: I’m here to remove myself as their emergency contact.
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Gyuvin: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—
Ricky: We’re married.
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Gunwook: I’m so excited!
Yujin: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy…
Gunwook: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
Yujin: Yeah!
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Ricky: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Jiwoong, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.
Jiwoong: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.
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Yujin, holding out a cookie for Gyuvin: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you!
Gyuvin: *Ugly crying*
Yujin, holding out another cookie for Jiwoong: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you!
Jiwoong, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?!
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Mathew: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth
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Yujin, texting Gunwook: I’m a theif.
Gunwook: Thief.
Yujin: Theif.
Gunwook: I before E except after C.
Yujin: Thceif.
Gunwook: NO.
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Gunwook: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
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Ricky: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-
Yujin: Is it about death?
Ricky: No.
Jiwoong: Is it about drugs?
Mathew: Is it about sex?
Ricky: NO- it’s about happiness and peace and-
Yujin, Jiwoong, and Mathew:
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