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Taerae: What’s worse than a heartbreak?
Hao: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn’t charging.
Ricky: Waking up in the morning.
Gyuvin: Waking up.
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Ricky: I know we’re not exactly friends, but-
Hanbin: What do you want?
Ricky: I’ve been stuck with Yujin for 2 weeks and they’ve been drinking all the soy sauce.
Ricky: Help.
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Jiwoong: *raises eyebrows*
Hao: Put those back down!
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Mathew: *sneaking in through their window*
Hao: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?
Mathew: I was with Taerae?
Taerae: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
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Hanbin: Don’t joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Hanbin: Does everyone know their job for today?
Gyuvin: Water the flowers.
Ricky: Vacuum the carpet.
Yujin: Wash the dishes.
Jiwoong: Pretend to be a wolverine.
Hanbin: Close enough.
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Hanbin: Why is there blood everywhere?
Mathew: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Hanbin: You stabbed someone?!
Mathew: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
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Jiwoong: How late were you up last night?
Ricky & Gyuvin, in tandem: Me?
Jiwoong: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Jiwoong, to Mathew: You.
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Hao: Let’s just agree to both say we’re sorry on the count of three.
Hao: One… two… three.
Mathew: …
Hao: …
Hao: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us.
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Taerae, looking over Hao’s shoulder: You can draw?
Hao, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?
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