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Gunwook: Do you want some tea?
Taerae: What are the options?
Gunwook: Yes or no
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Gyuvin: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Gunwook: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Gyuvin: Well somebody’s got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Jiwoong, on a walkie talkie: This is Jiwoong, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
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Hanbin: I had to pick up Yujin early.
Hao: That’s alright. Have they been sick?
Hanbin: No, not sick, they’re just very upset because they’ve had a hard day.
Hao: Wait, why did they have a hard day?
Hanbin: They took their two pet snails to school with them today, and they had the snails in their book bag. They let out the snails by the sink in the back of the classroom for some exercise, and Ricky, who was visiting the class that day, thought they were snails that had come inside from the playground, so they threw Yujin’s snails out the window.
Hao: Oh my god.
Hanbin: I know you are laughing, Hao, but please act sad about it when we get home today.
Hao: I’ll try but that is hilarious.
Hanbin: Yeah, I know. Stupid pet snails.
Hanbin: I’m trying not to let Yujin see me laugh.
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Hao: You kidnapped Ricky?! That’s illegal!
Gyuvin: But Hao, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Ricky, or giving up on our hopes and dreams?
Hao: Kidnapping Ricky, Gyuvin!
Gunwook: Hao, listen. However I feel about this, these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Hao: What, to kidnap people?
Gunwook: To work together!
Hao: To kidnap people?!
Hanbin: Hao, we’ve all agreed that Ricky is not a people.
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Hao: Two wrongs don’t make a right.
Gyuvin: *sighs* That’s true…
Gyuvin: But two negatives make a positive!!
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Gunwook: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date… one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
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Gyuvin, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm… I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..
Hanbin: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!
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Mathew: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
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Yujin: You need a hobby.
Gyuvin: I have a hobby!
Yujin: Fawning over Ricky isn’t a hobby.
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Yujin: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…
Ricky: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Yujin: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…
Gyuvin: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
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