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Hao: Gunwook, I know you love Gyuvin. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely.
Hao: But I think they might be a fucking idiot.
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Mathew: Hey, let’s mess with Jiwoong, guys!
Ricky: Hey, Jiwoong, your momma so fat-
Jiwoong: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.
Gyuvin: Well, uh- your dad-
Jiwoong: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.
Ricky: The fuck-
Taerae: Well then…
Mathew: Stop, Taerae!
Taerae: Your grandparents so-
Jiwoong: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.
Jiwoong: You cannot best me, mortals.
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Hanbin: A person can really hear themselves think out here.
Hanbin’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?
Hanbin: Well, that was a mistake.
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Jiwoong, watching Ricky and Gyuvin from afar: Two Bros, Chillin in a hot tub. Five feet apart because they think they’re not gay, BUT THEY REALLY ARE-
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Mathew: Don’t have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!!
Yujin: What makes you think I read?
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Mathew: Care to give a free sample to a pretty person?
Yujin, manning a bake sale and tired of their shit: Sure! You know one?
Mathew:
Mathew: Care to give a free sample to an ugly person?
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Taerae: Why am I the bad guy?
Ricky: I don’t know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
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Hao: Could you be anymore annoying?
Ricky: Yes.
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Taerae: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.
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Gunwook: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT UPSEXY IS!
Mathew: Could you rephrase the question, in like, two words maybe?
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