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*Gyuvin and Hanbin are texting*
Gyuvin: Who are you? Ricky changed the names in my phone.
Hanbin: What did they change my name to?
Gyuvin: Chosen One.
Hanbin: Don’t change it back.
Gyuvin: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Hanbin: I’m the chosen one.
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Jiwoong: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!
Mathew: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
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Ricky: What’s up? I’m back.
Hao: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
Ricky: Death is a social construct.
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Hao, acting tough: You guys don’t want to mess with me.
Mathew: Yeah, Hao will straight up cry in public. Don’t try them.
Hao: Exactly, I will straight up-
Hao:
Hao, tearing up: Mathew, why would you say that?!
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Yujin: I told Hao to grab snacks for everyone.
Ricky, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Yujin, Hao, and Gyuvin raise their hands*
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Ricky, passing their phone to Gyuvin: I’m passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs.
Gyuvin, passing the phone back to Ricky: I’m passing the phone to my best friend!
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Mathew: Can I ask you for a favor?
Jiwoong: I would literally die for you, but continue.
Mathew: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.
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Ricky: I got an idea!
Hanbin: Does it involve breaking the law?
Ricky: By now don’t you think that’s a given?
Hanbin: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Ricky: Don’t bother.
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Hanbin: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Mathew: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Jiwoong: Drunk.
Ricky: Wasted.
Gyuvin: Dead.
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Yujin: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Mathew: Wasn’t Gunwook with you?
Gunwook: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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