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Hao: Remember how I once thought that this place couldn’t possibly be any weirder than my hometown?
Hao: Well, now I’m not sure how to feel about being proven wrong.
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Hanbin: If it’s any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message.
Hao: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.
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Gyuvin: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
Mathew: Why no 24/7?
Gyuvin: Snack breaks.
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Hao: Yujin! What did I tell you about lying?
Yujin, looking down: …That it only works on Gyuvin.
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Gyuvin: What am I supposed to do?
Hao: If I were you? I’d try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or Divine Other you believe in.
Gyuvin: I’m an atheist.
Hao: Then just get ready to die I guess.
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Hanbin: I have very high standards, you know.
Hao: I can make spaghetti…
Hanbin: Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards!
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Jiwoong: Guys, I didn’t memorize my lines!
Ricky: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as fuck!
*During the play*
Mathew: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
Jiwoong: W-what’re donuts?
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Taerae: Something’s off.
Hanbin: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Taerae: No, but that’s funny.
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Taerae: Bitches be like “he’s my right hand man” JUST SAY HE’S YOUR BEST FRIEND. SAY IT.
Mathew: Hao have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?
Taerae: Hao has reconsidered. You’re right.
Gyuvin: Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth.
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Ricky: I’m so happy, I could kiss you!
Gyuvin: Um…Neat.
*later*
Gyuvin, lying face down on their bed: I said “Neat,” Hanbin. Who the fuck says neat these days? It’s not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I’m fucking stupid.
Hanbin, reading a book: Don’t beat yourself up too much, Gyuvin. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Hao confessed their love for me?
Gyuvin: Didn’t you thank them?
Hanbin: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.
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