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Hanbin: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Gyuvin: Actually, Hanbin, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
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Gyuvin: What is wrong with you?
Ricky: Many, many things…
Ricky: And most of them are your fucking fault.
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Ricky: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.
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Hao: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Yujin: It was me…
Hao: …Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Jiwoong: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Mathew: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Jiwoong: That one. I want that one.
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Jiwoong, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We’re going on a trip
Gyuvin: In our favorite piece of shit!
Gunwook: Doing 95!
Ricky: We’re gonna fucking die!
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Ricky: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Gunwook: Your life?
Ricky: I- well yes, but-
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Jiwoong: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
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Ricky: Hey guys, today Yujin pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put them down.
Ricky: The benefits of killing them are that I would get pushed way less.
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Hao: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.
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