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Gunwook: Gyuvin, wake up!
Gyuvin, half asleep: Five more minutes…
Gunwook: You’ve been in a coma for two years!
Gyuvin: …
Gyuvin: Okay, two more minutes…
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Ricky: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
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Ricky: Jiwoong, f— off.
Ricky: And by “f— off” I mean “f— off right back here and listen”, you insufferable p—-.
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Gunwook: Hey Ricky, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Ricky, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Gunwook: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Ricky!
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Gunwook: Please, Jiwoong, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.
Gunwook: I’m sorry Jiwoong.
Gunwook: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.
Jiwoong: It has to be done.
Gunwook:
Jiwoong:
Gunwook:
Jiwoong: *Places +4* Uno.
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Hao: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Jiwoong: Schrödinger’s boys.
Mathew: F—!
Taerae: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Ricky: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Ricky: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Hao: …
Yujin: …
Mathew: …
Taerae: …
Ricky: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
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Ricky, to Gyuvin: All right, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first– I hate you.
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Jiwoong: It’s locked. You got a lock pick?
Gunwook: Yeah-
Mathew: *kicks in the door*
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Taerae: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Gunwook: So f— oxygen, I guess.
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Yujin: What’s the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar?
Taerae: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.
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