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Jiwoong: All right, Gyuvin, that’s it, you’re grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn’t raise you to be such a nerd!
Gyuvin: I’m not even your kid-
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Yujin: Hey Gunwook?
Gunwook: Yeah?
Yujin: What’s your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Gunwook:
Gunwook: …What.
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Gyuvin: Go fuck yourself.
Ricky, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
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Gyuvin: There’s something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Mathew: Voldemort?
Gyuvin: No.
Mathew: Is it Voldemort?
Gyuvin: It’s not Voldemort.
Mathew: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to a–ume it’s Voldemort.
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*after discussing a plan*
Ricky: Does anyone have any questions?
Taerae: Is this legal?
Ricky: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
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Mathew: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Jiwoong, used to Mathew being dumb: Sure…
Mathew: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Jiwoong: Okay?
Mathew: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Jiwoong:
Mathew: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Jiwoong: Jesus, that one is a little-
Gyuvin, interested: No, no, Mathew, keep going.
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Yujin: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Gyuvin: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Yujin: You don’t have to wear…
Gyuvin: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Gyuvin: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.
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Mathew: A decision had to be made.
Taerae: And you fucked it up!
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Hanbin: Alright, who’s hogging the Netflix account? I’ve been locked out all week!
Taerae: Sucks to suck! I’m already on the 8th season of Friends!
Jiwoong: Not me.
Hanbin: Don’t lie. I know it’s not Ricky or Gunwook.
Jiwoong: It’s not me, really!
Hanbin: …
Jiwoong: …But it might be Mathew…
Hanbin: You gave Mathew access to our Netflix account!?!?
Jiwoong: They wanted to watch Orange is the New Black!
Hanbin: I’m going to kill you.
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