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Gyuvin: Why do you look like that?
Hao, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Gyuvin: Like you’re dead.
Hao: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Yujin: Hao accidentally called Hanbin “babe” in front of everyone today.
Hao: *sobs into the floor*
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Taerae: I’m a fool, not an idiot.
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Gyuvin, talking about Ricky: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
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Jiwoong: *finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods*
Jiwoong, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!
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*Hao and Mathew enter a dive bar*
Hao: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.
Mathew, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.
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Gyuvin, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn’t it?
Hanbin: Other side, Gyuvin…
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Gyuvin: What the fuck.
Gyuvin: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
Gyuvin: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.
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Hanbin: We both look very handsome tonight.
Hao: You know, if you’d just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, “So do you.”
Hanbin: I couldn’t take that chance.
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Jiwoong: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
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Ricky: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?
Gyuvin: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
Yujin: I wonder if Jiwoong Hyung has ever been hit…
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