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Hao: Hey, are you free?
Ricky: No, I’m expensive.
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Gyuvin: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we’re born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.
Yujin: What’s the surprise?
Gunwook: Blood poisoning.
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Yujin: Hey guys, what are your favorite kinds of pudding?
Gyuvin: Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Do you gain joy from tricking your innocent cohorts? What if I actually wanted to tell you about my favorite pudding?
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Jiwoong: Just so everyone knows, don’t ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON’T like it.
Taerae: …what happened?
Jiwoong: I made a VERY bad mistake.
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Ricky: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Gyuvin: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Ricky: …
Ricky: You mean ring bearER, right?
Gyuvin: …
Ricky: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Yujin, jumping out of Ricky’s closet: BOO!
Ricky:
Yujin:
Ricky:
Yujin: *makes a sad face*
Ricky: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!
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Ricky: Stop setting things on fire because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Gyuvin: But what if something else happens just this one time.
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Gyuvin: Stop doing that.
Ricky: Stop doing what?
Gyuvin: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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Gyuvin: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Hao made me get tested.
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Yujin: You know what I asked Santa for Christmas this year?
Gyuvin: If you say me, I swear I’ll—
Yujin: You? What? No, I asked him for that cool Ninjago Lego set we saw in Target!
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