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Hao: Why shouldn’t you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Yujin: Because your toast would get soggy!
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Hanbin: I think my guardian angel drinks.
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Gyuvin: Yeah, I’m a false prophet, but you believed me, so whose fault is it really that we’re in this mess?
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Mathew: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!
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Taerae: Whoa, Hao, what’s up with that angry face?
Hao: Jiwoong won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were furries”.
Jiwoong: But they were! Just looks at all their gods-
Hao: Oh my god, SHUT UP!
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Hao: Go big or go home!
Mathew: Please, for once in your life just go home. I’m begging you. Go. Home.
Hao: I’m going big!
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Jiwoong: Think you can unlock the door for us?
Gyuvin: Sure, I just need a couple of things. Ricky, can I have your credit card?
Ricky: Sure, just make sure not to bend it.
Gyuvin: Thanks. *Pockets card* Now Mathew, break down the door!
Ricky: …
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Gyuvin: *sees Hanbin and Hao together*
Gyuvin: They’re cute. I would put them on a boat.
Ricky: You mean… you ship them?
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Jiwoong: I’m so tired.
Ricky: Did you get to bed late?
Jiwoong: No.
Ricky: Did you do something strenuous?
Jiwoong: No.
Ricky: Then why are you tired?
Jiwoong: I’m alive.
Ricky: Sounds exhausting.
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Hanbin: Anyone d-
Jiwoong: Depressed?
Ricky: Drained?
Yujin: Dumb?
Gyuvin: Disliked?
Hanbin: -done with their work… what is wrong with you people…
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