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Hanbin, gesturing to Hao: Ricky, look what you did! You made your Mom upset!
Gyuvin: Mom, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!
Ricky: I’m sorry Mom… 🙁
Hao, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!
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Ricky: If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your crap… have fun figuring out which one.
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Gunwook: I warned you.
Gunwook: I’m perfect.
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Hao: I started school with straight A’s. Now I’m not even straight.
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*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Yujin: I will put ‘A’ down to make ‘A’.
Gunwook: I will add onto your ‘A’ to make ‘AT’.
Gyuvin: I will add onto your ‘AT’ to make ‘RAT’.
Hao: I will add onto your ‘RAT’ to make ‘BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC’.
Gyuvin: *flips the board*
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Hao: Ricky, I need some advice.
Ricky: You need advice from ME?
Hao: Yeah, frightening, isn’t it?
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Gyuvin: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Mathew: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Gyuvin: I like the way you think.
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Jiwoong: What type of dog is this?
Mathew: That’s a tortoise.
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Hao: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?
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Gyuvin: Arson? Oh, you mean “crime brûlée”.
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