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Ricky: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Hanbin: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Ricky: Oh, I’m sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Hanbin: Somehow that’s worse.
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Hanbin: If I may interject…
Mathew: Oh, awesome, Hanbin was eavesdropping.
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Mathew: You know, Hanbin gives Hao flowers everyday, I wish you’d do that too.
Jiwoong: Okay.
*Later*
Jiwoong: *gives Hao flowers*
Hao: ???
Jiwoong: I don’t know, I’m confused as well.
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Jiwoong They couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag.
Gyuvin: That’s not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!
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Hao, turning to Ricky: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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Gyuvin, after zb1 won an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Ricky, the love of my life, for telling me we weren’t going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.
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Ricky: New year, same me. Because I’m perfect.
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Mathew, after watching Taerae get shot by someone: You’re dead. You are very dead. When you are a corpse I will hack away at your flesh and eat you raw.
Taerae: Mathew, I’m not dead yet.
Mathew: Let me have my moment of rage to avenge you.
Taerae: I’d prefer it if you didn’t let me die.
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Gyuvin: I’m sorry for being annoying.
Gyuvin: It will happen again.
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Ricky: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.
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