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Ricky: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Gyuvin: Forty five seconds?!?
Ricky: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Gyuvin, hugging Ricky: Too late.
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Gyuvin: Any tips on how to make someone like me?
Jiwoong: Try to make them laugh all the time.
Gyuvin: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it’s even good advice!
Jiwoong: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it’d be easier.
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Hanbin: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand.
Mathew: I photosynthesize with this.
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Taerae: In the past year you have managed to piss off the LAPD, ATF, CIA, FBI-
Gyuvin: NBA.
Taerae: …?
Gyuvin: Snuck into a Cliffords game.
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Mathew: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like “whaAttT?”
Gunwook: Life lessons that schools can’t teach you.
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Jiwoong: Mathew… I’m bleeding…
Mathew: Oh god… what’s your blood type?!
Jiwoong: B positive…
Mathew: I’m trying to but you’re bleeding-
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Gyuvin: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Yujin: That naptime was a punishment.
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Jiwoong: Oh, they left the bowl out?
Jiwoong: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.”
Gyuvin: Nobody around though…
*Gyuvin grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it*
Jiwoong: NO—
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Gyuvin: Mint is just cold spicy.
The Squad: …
Hanbin: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.
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Hanbin: Isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they’re annoying?
Gyuvin: Damn, if people did that to each other, Hao would’ve killed me years ago.
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